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Woot: "The Motorola DCP501 home theater includes a DVD/CD/MP3 player, 100 watts x 5-channel amplifier, and an AM/FM stereo receiver, so you can turn your living room into a grand film palace (or a smokin’ hot discotheque) without ever leaving the womblike security of home. And it’s all in one austere grey unit, so you don’t have to worry about embarrassing yourself by tripping over a tangle of wires. When you can’t hop a streetcar to catch the latest George Raft picture, your next best bet is the DCP501. "

Woot price: $129.99

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So you're up late, composing amorous responses to online personals; or maybe you're in the midst of a grippingly suspenseful text adventure game. The cool, blue glow of your monitor is the only light in the room. This level of illumination is perfect for the mood, but how are you supposed to see the featherplucking keyboard?

Don't turn on your desk lamp. Besides spoiling the atmosphere, you'll wake your mom.

Woot price: $19.99

Woot: "According to legend, George Foreman invented his first lean grilling machine in the early 1970s, as a way to sanitize steaks for consumption after they’d been used as compresses on his sparring partners’ bloody, sweaty faces. The grill became an international marketing phenomenon, and Foreman embarked on an enormously successful second career. It was as if the old, terrifying pugilist George Foreman had perished in one of the dozens of grease fires ignited by failed grill prototypes, and a new, affable pitchman George Foreman had risen from the ashes like a phoenix."

Woot: "You’re the kind of person who appreciates the finer things in life, are we right? You surround yourself with the finest imported tapestries, the most luxurious leather appointments. You won’t sleep on anything with a thread count of less than 600. You drive in only the most high-performance motorcars, with only the most outrageously excessive onboard amenities. After all, life’s too short to settle for average. And yet you persist in attempting to appreciate music through those tinny, outdated, frankly inadequate speakers of yours. No wonder you never have anyone over – the embarrassment could be socially fatal."

Woot price: $139.99

Woot: "Let there be light - digital light! And let its name be the InFocus ScreenPlay 4805 DLP Projector. And you see this light, and it is good. And a new world of entertainment comes into life; and all the creatures of fur and feather, all the Spurs and Suns and Pistons, all the Renee Zellwegers and the Jack Blacks, shall all live and multiply in this world forevermore, in the fullest color and the lifelike-est detail. And the light shall lay down with the DVD player, cable or satellite receiver, VCR, or game player, yea, or all at once, and no man shall call it perversion."

Woot price: $799.99

$1379 at ComputerHQ.

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Some might say that legal speed limits are pretty reasonable. After all, there’s a car for every man, woman and child in America, and anyone who’s had the misfortune to ride in one knows that most of them are piloted by dim-witted stooges who don’t know the first thing about driving, and aren’t especially curious to learn.So why not regulate these obliviosos a little bit? You know, give ‘em a guideline or two, and maybe suggest a maximum velocity? Then, when a few especially dangerous cretins inevitably pile up on the freeway, maybe one or two of them will survive.We’ll tell you why not: Because that’s socialist talk! What good is freedom if we fetter and hamstring it with namby-pamby laws written by mealy-mouthed lawyers?Alas, hamstring it we have. Limit your driving speed the government does. Freedom to drive dangerously fast you still theoretically have, but caught you must not get.The Early Warning Radar/Laser Detector EW-3100 lets you scope out the law enforcement situation on any old patch of blacktop from Muskegon to Muskogee. How you choose to act on this information—well, that’s your business.

Woot price: 42.99

$85.49 at Amazon.

Woot price: $124.99

$174.99 at Amazon.

Woot: "Rockford Fosgate put their near-mutant-level expertise into designing this unit. Yes, it plays regular old CDs, CD-Rs, and CD-RWs. It even plays MP3-encoded discs - you can pack the collected works of Mike and the Mechanics, Johnny Hates Jazz, and Richard Marx onto one thin slice of shiny plastic, and feel their power in full Rockford fidelity. But most importantly, the masterminds at Rockford loaded this with DVD playback and a mighty assortment of features like Dolby Digital and DTS decoding for 5.1 playback - yes, in your car! "

Woot price: $259.99

$399 from Zeb.com.

Woot: "What's not to like about the HP 7350 Photo Printer? It's as versatile as a Mandrell sister, quieter than Dubya in the Double Jeopardy round—and it serves up photos at up to 4,800 x 1,200 optimized color dpi on premium photo papers. Why, your snapshots will nearly be nice enough to hang in the foyer, save only for the tragically low photogenicity of your friends and family."

Woot price: $69.99

$39.99 at Amazon.

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The next time you’re in a Wi-Fi-equipped coffee house, library or gentleman’s club with your non-WiFi-equipped laptop or PDA, just click the SDWCFB-128-768 (catchy name, huh?) into the appropriate slot (see below) and hang ten on the Supermation Infohighway (no more parenthetical asides, we promise), saving up to 128MB of perfectly legal downloads (OK, just this one more).You got your Flash memory in my Wi-Fi capability! No, you got your Wi-Fi capability in my Flash memory! Two great features that feature great together!

Woot: "So it goes with this terminally underwhelming digital camera. It is utterly mediocre in every particular, except the extent of its own mediocrity. You can point it at something and wind up with a viewable JPG, but that's really about it. We're talking one seriously pedestrian, middling, passable, undistinguished, prosaic, two-bit, penny-ante, entry-level piece of technology here, folks."

Woot Price: $69.99

$97 at Compuplus.

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This contraption’s wee, adorable 5.6” LCD monitor is detachable, so you can use and store it separately from the main unit. Add up to two more (sold separately) for a completely trippy polymonitor viewing experience!The VBP-5000 has one foot firmly planted in the past, kicking it old-school with our best-loved analog format, V-to-the-HS. With the other foot, it strides confidently into the morrow, cold rocking that hot, new home movie medium, DVD. Audiovox says the VBP-5000 is perfect for watching movies in your car, hotel room, office and home. Just don’t come crying to us when you crash your car and lose your job.

Woot Price: $129.99

$197 at Shop.com.

Woot: "Not only will it gently cradle 256 righteous megs of boss tuneage in its shapely bosom, the Cheeb will let you have its way with all five bands on its equalizer. And it's not jealous: invite a 512mb memory card along for the fun and Chiba won't bat an eye. Yes, it's refurbished, but in today's social climate we prefer to call it 'born again.'"

Woot Price: $49.99

$91.99 from Amazon.

Woot: "The Screenplay 7200 is built on TI's HD2 Mustang DLP chip, which delivers 16:9 1280×720 WXGA resolution for an extraordinarily sharp widescreen picture with gorgeous, highly saturated colors and brightness to spare. The chip is 70% faster than the DDR (Double Data Rate) chip in InFocus's 4805 projector, which makes for even better performance and cleaner, more noise-free video. In layman's terms, this means when you pop in UNDER SEIGE, the 'splosions look awesome."

Woot Price: $2199.99